Me confusing my g/f with MGS

Kris says:
*Wut.
Robyn ... =] says:
*
Kris says:
*What did you do.
Robyn ... =] says:
*I did nothing.?
Kris says:
*Suuuure.
Robyn ... =] says:
*What did I do? xD
Kris says:
*Something. xD
Robyn ... =] says:
*What? xD
Kris says:
*idk.. xD
Robyn ... =] says:
*I'm confused?
Kris says:
*Mission accomplished. xD
Robyn ... =] says:
*??? xD
Kris says:
*Fission Mailed. xD
Robyn ... =] says:
*Stop screwing with my mind. xD
*I don't know what's going on. xD
Kris says:
*xD
*I heard it's amazing when famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! xD
Robyn ... =] says:
*...
*My brain hurts.
Kris says:
*METAL GEAR?!
Robyn ... =] says:
*Holy fck, I just noticed that. -_-
Kris says:
*LOL. xD
Robyn ... =] says:
*

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